To attack those three hellos I needed to say to three new guys I decided to do the Santa Monica stairs on Sunday morning. Talk about a backfire – two reasons:
1) Ninety percent of the people were female. The majority of males that were there were with females.
2) Going up and down stairs and trying to make eye-contact – Bad Idea. Nearly lost my footing ten times. I’m sure a face plant would have left a great impression. Although, I am supposed to be asking for help. Hmm . . . so maybe if I ate-it, I could have looked up with a bloody toothless grin and grabbed whatever poor soul’s hand that offered help. Ah, can’t dwell on the missed opportunity.
The only hello I did get out was to a little old lady with rocks in her hands.
My first week is down and I’m having a little trouble with one homework assignment that maybe you could help me with. I need to sign up for two ongoing classes/activities that have a high percentage of men in them. I thought of dusting off the old guitar case but the classes near me are all booked. I also thought about taking golf lessons but that class is only five weeks.
I open the floor to you, any ideas or suggestions?