Optimistic Start

     Every January is like getting a fresh start.  A fresh start for all new screw-ups, chaos, and whatever else life throws at you.  This year my horoscope is telling me that my normal crap-shoot will be looking brighter.  According to Yahoo! (all-knowing in modern wisdom), my new year prediction is looking pretty good: 

“Your legendary tenacity and patience is truly about to pay off in spades this year Taurus. After a long and arduous 12 years, your luck is returning with a fabulous vengeance. Jupiter, the planet of large-scale fortune enters your sturdy stars this June for an extended stint taking you right into 2012 in excellent standing. Never has it felt so easy to let go of comfort zones and move into unknown territory with such confidence and gusto. Even the most cautious and conservative of bulls can easily see that the rewards far outweigh the risk this year. Push the envelope, raise the bar and go for the biggest stakes your loyal heart can fathom.”

     Use my gusto to push the envelope?  Challenge accepted, aligned stars and planets.

“You’re a florid channel of original ideas this spring when six planets line up in your unconscious sector of dreams and inspiration right around your birthday. Ready yourself for what becomes a turbo-charged imagination to keep you up at night with more genius schemes than there is time to humanly handle. Your brain will feel like a non-stop idea factory that refuses to rest, so you’ll need extra time in nature or at the gym to remain relatively grounded.”

     Turbo-charged imagination – sounds dangerous.  I think I already have a genius scheme brewing for this year’s dating task, you’re telling me I’ll have more?  Hard to believe.  In the words of Barney Stinson, what I have cooking “is going to be Legand……………………….wait for it…………………………dary!”

“Unexpected social encounters and fabulous new friendships flourish throughout the year with special highlights occurring in March and April when Mars powers up your friendship sector. May and June are stellar months for dating and mating with all around good times to be had in general compliments of Venus in Taurus. You’ve got your mind on your money and your money on your mind all summer with Venus and Mars emphasizing your financial sector. Make your money in June and July while the getting is good and save the leisure rewards for August when you can kick back guilt-free.”

    Stellar months for dating and mating?  Better pull out my day-planner and pencil that in.  Wouldn’t want to miss it.

How’s your year looking? Check here.


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