At the end of one of the latest chapters, Dr. D had given me the task of creating a list of five people, living or dead, that I would choose to be stranded with. I had to decide on reasons for why I would take them, taking into consideration the fact I’d need them to survive. And some how, this was supposed to tell me something about my ideal mate. Here’s my list:
1) Matt Bomer (A.K.A. Neal Caffrey on White Collar) for the most important reason of all – Eye Candy.
2) Suzy Q or Mama J, whoever is available, because you need good banter and good friends.
3) Julia Child – Hey, girl’s gotta eat.
4) Ben Franklin – That crafty bugger could help get us out of most jams.
5) Billy Crystal – I have a hard time imagining why anyone would not choose him. I mean, come on, he sings, he dances, he’s a one man show. Everyone needs a little Billy in their life.
After taking all this into consideration, here’s what I’ve learned about my ideal match…
He’s a crafty concoction that not only tastes but looks good too.
No, that can’t be right.
He keeps me well fed while dancing and inventing new —
Hmm…that may not be it either. Maybe this is what Dr. D means…
He can carry on a good conversation, makes me laugh, can handle a piece of meat and can literally create sparks in the bedroom.
Yeah, that must be it.
